With all the drama, rudeness, mud-slinging accusations, "my way or the highway" mentalities happening all around us in the news and on social media these days, the Lord impressed upon me to write a FUN post! I do these kind of posts every once in a while, and now's the perfect time for one!
The sole purpose is to prop up our feet, tune out the world, lay aside the cares of our lives for just a few minutes and LAUGH!
I will warn you that what you are about to read may be cheesy, silly and childish! But I'm truly praying you'll at least get a chuckle out of it, and then perhaps you'll want to share it with your spouse, children and grandchildren and get to laugh all over again!
Researchers calculate that just fifteen minutes of laughter a day will burn ten to forty calories, depending on a person’s weight and the intensity of the laughter!
Laughter reduces muscle tension, increases the amount of oxygen in the blood, exercises the heart and produces happy chemicals in the brain called endorphins.
So let's start burning some calories and producing some endorphins!
a man go
"A merry heart
What's the very best way to communicate with fish?
By dropping them a line!
on a head!"
My Grandma is having trouble with her new stair lift.
It's driving her up the wall!
is a job
Why was the guy looking for fast food on his friend?
Because his friend said, "Dinner's on me!"
"A merry heart
like a medicine"
Buy a deck
on my bill!!"
Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?
The Empire State Building can't jump!
a merry heart
Why did the doughnut shop close?
The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
Teacher: "What is the chemical formula for water?"
Teacher: "What are you talking about?"
Student: "Yesterday you said it's H to O!"
Did you hear about the crook who stole a calendar?
He got twelve months!!!
the school kids
take a trip
to find Pluto!
a train eat?
I woke up this morning and forgot which side the sun rises from, then it dawned on me!!
Well there you go!
Remember, I forwarned you that some of what you were going to read would be cheesy! And I'm sure some of the jokes made you groan and roll your eyes! But I really hope that you were able to laugh, even if it was just a tiny bit!
I'm ending this FUN post with my most favorite girl, my granddaughter, Emma! I can't believe this video was recorded at least five, maybe six years ago!
Clean Jokes Laugh Factory
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