Let’s Take A Break And Laugh A Little!

Let’s Take A Break And Laugh A Little!

With all the drama, rudeness, mud-slinging accusations, "my way or the highway" mentalities happening all around us in the news and on social media these days, the Lord impressed upon me to write a FUN post! I do these kind of posts every once in a while, and now's the perfect time for one!

The sole purpose is to prop up our feet, tune out the world, lay aside the cares of our lives for just a few minutes and LAUGH!

I will warn you that what you are about to read may be cheesy, silly and childish! But I'm truly praying you'll at least get a chuckle out of it, and then perhaps you'll want to share it with your spouse, children and grandchildren and get to laugh all over again!

Researchers calculate that just fifteen minutes of laughter a day will burn ten to forty calories, depending on a person’s weight and the intensity of the laughter!

Laughter reduces muscle tension, increases the amount of oxygen in the blood, exercises the heart and produces happy chemicals in the brain called endorphins. 

So let's start burning some calories and producing some endorphins! 

How does
NASA
organize
a party?
They
planet!

How many
tickles
does
it take
to make
an octopus
laugh?
Ten
tickles!!!

I was

struggling

to figure

out

how

lightning

works,

then it

struck me!!!

What do
you call
a cow
with
a twitch?
Beef Jerky!

How can
a man go
eight days
without
sleep?
He sleeps
at night!

Who can
shave
10 times
a day
and still
have
a beard? 

A BARBER!

"A merry heart
maketh
a cheerful
countenance."
Proverbs 15:13

Never lie
to an
x-ray
technician.
They can
see
right
through you!

What's the very best way to communicate with fish?
By dropping them a line!

One hat

said to

the other,

"You stay

here

I'll go

on a head!"

My Grandma is having trouble with her new stair lift.
It's driving her up the wall!

Inspecting

mirrors

is a job

I could

really

SEE 

myself doing!

Why are
teddy bears
never
hungry?

They are
always
stuffed!!!

Why was the guy looking for fast food on his friend?
Because his friend said, "Dinner's on me!"

Did you

hear

the joke

about

the roof?

Never mind,

it's over

your head! 

"A merry heart

doeth good

like a medicine"
Proverbs 17:22

How can
you get
four suits
for
one dollar?
Buy a deck
of cards!

What did
the duck
say
when he
bought
lipstick?

"Put it
on my bill!!"

How do
spiders
communicate?
Through
The
World
Wide
Web!!

Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?
Of course!
The Empire State Building can't jump!

What did

one elevator

say to

the other?

I think

I'm coming

down 

with

something!

"He that
is of
a merry heart
hath
a continual
feast."
Proverbs 15:15

Why did the doughnut shop close?
The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!

Teacher: "What is the chemical formula for water?"
Student: "HIJKLMNO."
Teacher: "What are you talking about?"
Student: "Yesterday you said it's H to O!"

Why couldn't

the leopard

play hide

and seek?

Because

he was

always

SPOTTED!!

Did you hear about the crook who stole a calendar?
He got twelve months!!!

Why did
the school kids
eat their
homework?
Because
their teacher
told them
it was
a piece
of cake!!!

Why did

Mickey Mouse

take a trip

into space?

He wanted

to find Pluto! 

Where do
animals go
when
their tails
fall off?
The
retail store!

How does

a train eat?

It goes

CHEW CHEW!

I woke up this morning and forgot which side the sun rises from, then it dawned on me!!

What did

the buffalo

say to

his son

when he

left for

college?

BISON!

Well there you go!

Remember, I forwarned you that some of what you were going to read would be cheesy! And I'm sure some of the jokes made you groan and roll your eyes! But I really hope that you were able to laugh, even if it was just a tiny bit!

I'm ending this FUN post with my most favorite girl, my granddaughter, Emma! I can't believe this video was recorded at least five, maybe six years ago! 

ENJOY

Sources:
Clean Jokes Laugh Factory
Jokes4Us.com


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May God Bless You,

Barb

2 Comments

  • Linda

    September 18, 2018 at 4:54 am Reply

    Barb, I hope you had lots of fun creating this post! Laughter is the best medicine! I did have a chuckle as I read the jokes - and will definitely share one or two of them!! This was a breath of fresh air, so thank you, dear friend. Sending you heaps of love and a big hug.❤️❤️❤️

    • Barb

      September 18, 2018 at 8:47 pm Reply

      Linda, I sure DID get a chuckle or two or three or four out of writing this post! It was fun looking up the jokes and reading them and then laughing again as I wrote them in the post! Laughter truly is the very best medicine and in the days in which we are living, we NEED much more laughter. Love you my sweet friend!

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